Sometimes you have to stop and appreciate just how stupid something can be. You know – things like Scientology, Intelligent Design, and Astrology. But every now and again something comes along and really blows my mind. Like seriously – how dumb can you be?

I could try and put into words how hilarious this is but I simply wouldn’t be able to do justice. You’re just going to have to see for yourself. There is no shortage of retardation on CraigsList…

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Well it seemed like a good deal!

Don’t look at me like that!

Not content to vegetate on the couch all the time I’ve always struggled to find a good balance between fun and wholesome activity. While I do love video games they aren’t the most wholesome of activity and drugs are definitely out of the question (dang it!). On the flip side we’ve got stuff like hiking, exercise, and mathematics – but lets face it – those things suck.

So what’s a ruggedly handsome and surly hombre to do in between? Astronomy! It’s the science of awesome stuff. And not just boring lab coat nerd science either – it’s cool science where all the good science fiction movies come from. Astronomy is like the perfect blend of education and fun. So much mystery and intrigue to be had amongst the cosmos… there is no shortage of things that need discovering out there in the night sky.

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“Jesus muppet-humping Christ.  They’re still out there, more numerous than they were ten minutes ago even.” I said, having glanced through the slight hole in our barricade that provided mere glimpses into the undead horrors (and whores) that laid behind it.
 
Modus was busy counting ammo for the weapons he’d acquired: the pistol I’d given him earlier.  The assault rifle he’d lifted off of one of my now-zombified MDK goons.  The severed leg he’d also lifted off one of my now-zombified MDK goons (although that didn’t need ammo.  Just will.  The will to use a man’s own leg as a giant club to beat him to death with (again)).

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I laughed maniacally as I stared down upon Modus, my one-time friend and colleague, and now the focus of my rage and bloodlust.  His family kneeled behind me, bound and gagged, with two of my loyal troopers keeping them at gunpoint.  Similarly, several feet below me, Modus himself was encircled by my MDK (Murder-Death-Kill) squads, each with an assault rifle leveled squarely at his noggin.  Modus stood there as I laughed, silent, unarmed, unable to escape the trap I had ensnared him in.
 
“We both knew it would come to this, Modus.  We both knew.” I told him.  “Was there ever any doubt as to how this all would end?”
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